25 June 2008

208 Days To Freedom....


....From National Embarrassment, that is.

The chimp in the big white house continues his extremely successful crusade to prove he is the biggest imbecile in the free world.

Curious George met with Filipino President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo today at the White House. While her country tries to recover from a typhoon that devastated areas and overturned a ferry carrying over 800 passengers last week, Dubyah demonstrated his unquestionable tact....

PRESIDENT BUSH: Madam President, it is a pleasure to welcome you back to the Oval Office. We have just had a very constructive dialogue. First, I want to tell you how proud I am to be the President of a nation that -- in which there's a lot of Philippine-Americans. They love America and they love their heritage. And I reminded the President that I am reminded of the great talent of the -- of our Philippine-Americans when I eat dinner at the White House.

PRESIDENT ARROYO: Yes.

PRESIDENT BUSH: And the chef is a great person and a really good cook, by the way, Madam President.

PRESIDENT ARROYO: Thank you.

You can't even make this stuff up.....

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